That's not even slang, man. That's just silly.
Cops have been trolling the site
hmmmm...
I've mentioned this before, but I spent the first hour of my Craigslist NYC trolling trying to figure out why so many of the m4w ads were inviting girls to go skiing. I didn't realize that was such a common dating activity, since you'd have to travel quite a bit to get to any big hills, but I figured maybe they included that detail to sound worldly, like the guys who say they'd love to meet a girl who wants to visit Paris. If France and Italy are drug references too, that would explain a lot of the personals section.
Yeah, I was all "East Coast skiing sucks! Who are all these weirdos?" And once I figured it out, I was all "Jesus Christ, are these people just begging to be arrested or what?"
The Tina Turner thing is completely craxy---so is meth, of course.
"Tina" and "Christina" have long been widely used as a euphemism for crystal meth, but "Tina Turner tickets" is new to me. Makes sense, though.
completely craxy
Permission to deploy this at every opportunity.
Skiing? Whassat, coke or sumpin?
What would really explain the personals section is if "not interested in games" is a secret codephrase for drugs.
What is it with lame drug references using women's names? Mary Jane I can kind of vaguely justify (and please it has gone out of date since 1962 or whenever), but Tina Turner is...yeah. Geeze.
I like some creativity in my slang.
Skiing? Whassat, coke or sumpin?
Rhyming slang. Pair of Skis / Nintendo Wiis. It's how hardcore Wii-fit devotees find each other.
7: Yes, or if "partner in crime" literally meant "partner in crime."
I had an awkward drug-reference moment in high school. I worked at a pizza place, and a new pizza maker, after a few hours of having me train him, asked, "Do you smoke trees?"
I stared blankly at him for a good fifteen seconds before realizing what he was asking.
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LB's getting her wish - they're looking into the suspicious circumstances of Spitzer's dragnet.
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What is it with lame drug references using women's names?
It's an addict thing.
Cops have been trolling the site and making busts, which include the high-profile arrest of Citigroup vice president Mark Rayner for selling 50 Ecstasy pills and 7 grams of cocaine for $1,200.
Is that in cash or preferred stock?
Here's a typical m4w ad, from today:
I was passing by for a little shopping / thinking about the loved ones.
I saw a few little women that i wanted to love but kept on walking with my neck turned towards them. I think its little Korea or japan around there because of all the signs. I am not a big shopper but wondered what is a cool toy for a 8 yr old boy and a 5 and 3 girls. I saw mostly junk that would last their interest for 10minutes. I saw a cool shoot me up game that shoots styrofome projectiles. 6.99// My parents anger// priceless// I found franky the dog gifts. Mom and Dad tomorrow.
At least this guy has given up entirely on communicating with a potential reader.
From the article in 13, a new phrase I keep seeing crop up: "But that has not put to rest suspicions, expressed on left wing blogs, that..." Dare I hope that this will replace the old "rumors surfacing on Drudge Report"?
craxy
That's so craxy -- a friend and I have been using this word for years. As far as we know, we made it up.
Quick, everyone express suspicions of things.
Next to a picture of a human-sized penis, oddly on missed connections:
for everyone want this is 7' long let me knoe mail me if u interesting tomorrow in tanksgivin bye
Seven feet?
It's how hardcore Wii-fit devotees find each other.
I can see I'm missing a great deal without Craigslist.
I am missing some keys on my keyboard and cut and paste or avoid words. Sometimes I get cranky and take shortcuts. When it's important, I do load up the onscreen keyboard.
In related news, I'm going to get a new laptop for christmas! Please, what should I get?
Hey, speaking of drugs, my only friend who's also an incarcerated felon was just pardoned by the Predient. Viva Bush!
for everyone want this is 7'
... The Druids ...
Maybe the laptop bleg should be its own Ask The Mineshaft.
Has anyone figured out what "misc romance" on Craigslist is for? It's separate from "casual encounters," but the content seems, if possible, even more full of offers to pay for sex.
23.---Was it Ronald Alan Mohrhoff of Los Angeles, convicted of "unlawful use of a telephone in a narcotics felony"?
23: Hey, I saw that list. I was totally mystified by the food-stamp lady (though not enough to look it up). Either that was thrown in there to distract from all of the political-connection-based pardons, or she was running one heck of a food-stamp scam.
I'm pretty psyched Bush pardoned that rapper dude.
The Tina Turner thing reminds me of this story.
I thought it was Joh/n E. F/orte, backup singer to Car/ly Si/mon.
It's separate from "casual encounters," but the content seems, if possible, even more full of offers to pay for sex.
It's for people who can't figure out what 'casual encounters' means.
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['Oooooo. Tacky. I want to pay with a credit card. Cash is icky.']
And it seems people in misc romance offer to pay in "roses" or "hats" or other items. "BRR ITS COLD I HAVE 300 HATS FOR YOU!"
30: good thinking on the googleproofing. We'd be fucked if she showed up here.
Urban dictionary has "craxy" listed as a minor-league pwned.
So what do you say in a personals ad if you actually like to ski? As in, you really do like to buckle long planks to your feet and allow gravity to pull you down a hill, turning this way and that?
I am annoyed that so few of the m4w ads employ even reasonable spelling and punctuation that the ones who do seem far more attractive than they should.
So what do you say in a personals ad if you actually like to ski?
Oh then you just say "I want to score some heroin."
You might start by suggesting that said activity will take place somewhere other than NYC.
But 37 is of course the best answer.
37: oh. Suddenly the James Brown song makes much more sense. It's about a fugitive ski racer!
Oh my:
I give full body massages whichs includes deep tisse massage, swedish massage, sports typ massage, shitash massage, Indian head massage, I also provide body grooming with body scrabs
Shitash and scrabs? Sold!
You might start by suggesting that said activity will take place somewhere other than NYC.
Can you XC ski in central park?
You might start by suggesting that said activity will take place somewhere other than NYC.
Can you XC ski in central park?
deep tisse massage
Eisenstein always loved those.
Damn it. if it asks you if you want to resend data hit NO.
43: you can, but somebody's somebody'll sell you baking soda instead.
Heroin! I knew it was either coke or heroin!
If Craigslist personals are mostly for hooking up one time only, it seems that punctuation and grammar shouldn't be relevant. OR DO YOU THINK THEY REFLECT ON CHARACTER, HM? HM?
Or, maybe the personals aren't just for one-night stands.
Can you XC ski in central park?
MAYBE twice a year. And where the hell do you put the skis the other 363 days?
Under the Constitution, the president's power to issue pardons is absolute and cannot be overruled.
Ok, Associated Press, that's true and all, but leaves out a crucial element: that's because the check against improper use of the pardon power was meant to be impeachment. Just ask James Wilson.
47: or maybe the punctuation is code, too. What's a period stand for?
47: or maybe the punctuation is code, too. What's a period stand for?
"I like to abduct small children."
the check against improper use of the pardon power was meant to be impeachment.
Okay, but that's a kind of crappy check, isn't it?
You say that now, but when you're in prison for giant slalom and Obama's your only hope you'll see things differently.
In practice, lord yes. Not sure if the framers expected fear of impeachment to keep Presidents from coming close to the line of abusing the power, expected impeachments to be much more common than they are, or just didn't think it through enough at all. Though, as my link mentions, the inclusion and scope of the power were both debated.
No, the personals outside of "casual encounters" and "misc romance" are supposed to be for something other than one-night stands, but they tend to be about half men offering to pay to go down on someone and the rest extremely sadly misspelled pleas for love and understanding in this cold, cruel world. Check out the "platonic" ads and weep.
In my personals-answering days, I tried being open-minded about spelling, but this turned out to be a mistake. Yes, I think an attempt at comprehensible spelling and punctuation, even if not perfect, is well within the grasp of someone who actually wants to communicate with a reader, especially when most browsers have a red underline now to help people. If writing something that can be read and understood isn't your bag, maybe writing all-text personals ads isn't your metier.
55: I thought you said there was a picture of the seven foot cock.
It was just a regular cock. The text was undermined by the photo, and so was ineffective.
55: So did the bad spellers all have something wrong with them in common, or was each wrong in his own particular way?
57: Regular cocks aren't seven-feet wide? I'm cursed.
Plus there's a zombie version of you.
60: Who tells jokes that go over my head. Life is shit, man.
54.---I've always had the impression that the Framers ezpected impeachment to be more common. They all knew each other socially, you know.
58: Extreme defensiveness upon meeting an English teacher, IME. I didn't say nuthin', I swear. Even good spellers can be pretty defensive. And for some reason, none of them realized they would feel this way until meeting me, at which time they began confessing how few books they've actually finished on their profile's "favorite books" list or whatever.
Being an English instructor in public is not nice for people. Waitresses who ask what I do start confessing to various crimes of plagiarism, etc. I think it would be nicer for everyone if I lied.
The only people who seem to be delighted upon hearing that I'm an English teacher are cute foreign boys who start telling me how much they love Shakespeare. There's that, at least.
63: Wait, I thought you had an X but no Z. Does it change?
It would help if you all used those letters a lot.
especially when most browsers have a red underline now to help people
They do!?! Shit, man, mine doesn't! Did I disable it? Possibly.
Jackmormon's ruse has fallen apart. No Z, my axx.
I am becoming more interested in the fact that impeachment can occur after a president leaves office.
I think the framer's problem is that they assumed a sense of shame. John Rogers at Kung Fu Monkey got this exactly right with his classic L33T Justice post.
As I watched Congressmen and Senators stumble and fumble and thrash, unable to bring to heel men and women who were plainly lying to them under oath, unable to eject from public office toadies of a boot-licking expertise unseen since Versailles, it struck me. The sheer, simple elegance of it. The "exploit"....
The exploit is shame.
I cannot help but think that as Nixon walked to the chopper, somewhere in the darkened hallways of the White House Dick Cheney shook his head, spit, and whispered: "Pussy."
Thanks, teo. I don't need them right now, but thanks.
33: good thinking on the googleproofing. We'd be fucked if she showed up here.
No shit. The duet of the 'Green Manilishi/You're So Vain' medley would probably hurt.
31: And it seems people in misc romance offer to pay in "roses" or "hats" or other items.
There was a guy who had an ad in the misc section in the Dal/las Ob/server starting in the mid-80's, offering to meet meen he would then fellate. After a couple of years of running the ad, he added the line: 'I'm not gay, I just like to suck cock.'
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['Just to be clear.']
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
After a couple of years of running the ad, he added the line: 'I'm not gay, I just like to suck cock.'
Imagine the misunderstandings that must have led to that!
claim coup de pwnage
After the collapse of civilization early in the 21st century, the neo-feudal droit de pwnage would come to structure remained of online social relations ...
78:
Curtis also imported animals from around the country to attract more families to visit his ranch. He used Zzyzx until 1974, when he was arrested by the United States Marshals for misuse of the land as well as alleged violations of food and drug laws, and the land was reclaimed by the government.
So awesome.
The name is taken from book three of The Prelude by William Wordsworth
Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
It learns the storm cloud's thunderous melody,
Now roars, now murmurs with the changing sea,
Now birdlike pipes, now closes soft in sleep;
And one is of an old half-witted sheep
Who bleats articulate monotony,
And indicates that two and one are three,
That grass is green, lakes damp, and mountains steep:
And, Wordsworth, both are thine: at certain times,
Forth from the heart of thy melodious rhymes
The form and pressure of high thoughts will burst;
At other times--good Lord! I'd rather be
Quite unacquainted with the A, B, C,
Than write such hopeless rubbish as thy worst.
... it was also the beginning the Great Connecting Word Elimination, surely due the influence texting.
Sometimes, Gonerill, it's just really awesome to remark on the dampness of lakes, you know?
82: if I ever enter a game in the interactive fiction contest I'm totally calling it An Old Half-Witted Sheep.
78: The Tonopah and Tidewater railroad which went through that town is pretty great as well. It was never even planned to go to Tonopah, much less Tidewater (it basically was a route to Death Valley area borax mines).
Another geographic town naming oddity in that area is a series of artificial in-order alphabetic "town" names on the Southern Paciific route through the Mojave.
86: Interesting. Kind of like how the Santa Fe railroad didn't actually go to Santa Fe.
86.2: Amboy, Bristol, Cadiz, Danby, Edison (later changed to Essex), Fenner, Goffs. (later Homer, Ibex (changed to Ibis) and Klinefelter were added.)
87: Yes, a lot of early railroads were named aspirationally. Brought home to me as a kid when I'd lay awake at night listening to the trains on the AC&Y (Akron, Canton and Youngstown), which started in Akron and then went in the precise opposite direction of the other two cities.
So swimming posts are *not* in fact the fastest way to kill Internet discussions.
The weird railroad-"town" name thing recurs in various forms in a lot of places. There's an area in Virginia where they were named after places in Sir Walter Scott novels. There are also the ones in western New Mexico between Albuquerque and Gallup (Guam, Coolidge, Thoreau, Anaconda, etc.) that were apparently just totally arbitrary.
I'm always up for late-night geography threads.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
This is the shittiest isopangram I've ever read.
91: Supposedly somewhere in Kansas there is a string of small railroad towns named after early Chicago White Sox players.
Coalinga, Califonia is often thought to derive from Coaling Station A. The "Coaling Station" is not in dispute, but apparently the standard view is that the "a" was simply added to make it sound Spanish.
New Munich, Minnesota was not named after Munich, Germany. It was named after Munich, Minnesota, a mile or two away from New Munich. Munich, Minnesota was named after Munich, Germany. Munich, Minnesota is now a ghost town, whereas New Munich has over 200 people, the ruins of a brewery, a beautiful Catholic church, and a nice bar whose owner knows all about local history.
93: Thank you. Am interested in non-craptacular ones you might share with us.
It's not an isopangram, Ben. You could call any sentence a shitty isopangram if you like.
96, 97: Ah right. Just a relatively short pangram.
(Guam, Coolidge, Thoreau, Anaconda, etc.) that were apparently just totally arbitrary
That's not arbitrary! They're named for snakes, contemplative dudes, or places where snakes and contemplative dudes can live in harmony.
They're named for snakes, contemplative dudes, or places where snakes and contemplative dudes can live in harmony.
Sounds pretty arbitrary to me. Anyway, there are others; I just named a few of the better-known ones.
To compensate for my misdirected pique at Ben (in contrast to AWB's correctly aimed pique), I will note that "This be close reading" might not get Obama Antichrist numbers, but I see that it is still slowly reeling them in. Quality not quantity.
It's not an isopangram, Ben
And yours isn't a mind too fine.
I mean, obviously it isn't an isopangram.
rel.
100: Here is a brief discussion of the prevalence of classically related names in upstate New York. Apparently there is an entire book on the subject.
Apologies for pulling a semi-threadjack and then fleeing the scene to do work like 80 comments ago. Anyhow, if anyone cares, friend who was pardoned is John Forte, which is unjust b/c his pardon was in large part due to having gone to a fancy high school and having made friends with Carly Simon's son, but also totally just b/c he's a great, thoughtful, nonviolent guy who it was painful to see locked up for so long. Seriously, this is the first and only thing that Bush has done that has made me unambiguously happy, although this is a totally trivial thing in the grand scheme of horrors we've witnessed.
105: plus he worked with the fugees! Can a reunion tour be far behind?
It's been mostly email blasts about politics and prison life, so I don't know if he's gained the superpower necessary to de-crazify Lauren Hill. Mostly just glad to see him out before he's old.
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I find weird appelations to be endlessly fascinating, as well as their pronunciations. Pe Ell, WA; Weed, CA; Yreka and Eureka, CA, the former home to the palindromic Yreka Bakery; Des Moines, IA (duh moin), but Des Plaines, IL (des plains); Boring, OR; Truth or Consequences, NM. Among many others.
109: so I'm curious about the process; was there a lot of lag, or did they pretty much cut him loose the minute word came down?
There is a string of railroad towns in MT named: Joplin, Inverness, Rudyard, Hingham, Gildford, and Kremlin. Tell me what the pattern there is.
Free as of end of this year is what I hear. Commuted sentence, not full pardon.
Did you know Tina Turner is 69? And still strutting around energetically in skimpy clothing on stage. I'm decades younger and already too old for that.
After a couple of years of running the ad, he added the line: 'I'm not gay, I just like to suck cock.'
After we finally get over homophobia, etc. we'll recognize this as a reasonable statement. No one would blink an eye if a woman said "I'm not gay, I just like to make out with girls sometimes", and it would probably be accepted if a gay guy said "I'm not straight, but I like to fuck women sometimes".
I'm not gay. I just want the freedom to suck cock without being judged.
Cops have been trolling the site and making busts, which include the high-profile arrest of Citigroup vice president Mark Rayner for selling 50 Ecstasy pills and 7 grams of cocaine for $1,200.
If he'd only waited for the bailout. It's like he didn't have any faith in his country.
This thread made me Wiki Truth or Consequences, NM, which has a way weirder story than I anticipated. Apparently, it was called "Hot Springs" until 1950, when it voted to rename itself after a popular radio show. Just like Price is Right, OR and The Newlywed Game, WI, I guess.
I just want the freedom to suck cock without being judged.
Few people know that FDR was originally going to speak of Five Freedoms.
116: Did you know that on every $20 dollar bill in the country you can find minute traces of banker's feces?
Bankers' feces are all over everything right now.
117: Yes, that really is the origin of the name. There are continual low-level murmurs about changing the name back, but they never seem to go anywhere.
117: Yes, I always found that one a bit pathetic though. Similarly for Jim Thorpe, PA.
Following the 1953 death of renowned athlete and Olympic medal winner Jim Thorpe, the boroughs of Mauch Chunk and East Mauch Chunk merged and adopted the name of Jim Thorpe in hopes of attracting attention and tourism to bolster the local post-industrial economy. The township bought the athlete's remains from his third wife and erected a monument to the Oklahoma native.
If the name of your town's "Mauch Chunk", you've no business changing it.
"East Mauch Chunk" is a better name than "Jim Thorpe".
But I do think Akron, OH should change its name to "Lebron James".
pwned by David Weman! I thought the one benefit of Unfogged's slow death would be the disappearance of late-night pwnage.
125, 126: Conversely, "Hot Springs" is a very common, boring name.
I'm saddened to learn that the town of Ismay, Montana, didn't really rename themselves "Joe", except unofficially.
On David's blog: a disturbing yet compelling chart of recent Latvian GDP growth! Also, how is Spain's fifth largest property company like a happy family? Read to the end of the longest blog post ever to find out!
128: Agreed. Such towns should rename themselves "Hot Mauch Chunks".
Pueblo Colorado, Arizona, was so frequently confused with Pueblo, Colorado, that it changed its name to Ganado.
129: they could at least call it "Ismay Ontanamay".
Just like Price is Right, OR
There was a Half.com, OR for a while. I can't imagine why anyone outside of Halfway thought that was $100,000 well spent.
Hayward, California was called Vallejo's Mill for a while. Why Vallejo had a mill outside Vallejo, I don't know.
And then hold a secret beauty pageant there.
136 is to 133. I thought I wrote the comment number, but I guess not.
No, it's Fremont that was called Vallejo's Mill, after the family Vallejo, who owned the land that became the town of that name, as well as a mill.
A town... tbat became a mill? California is truly a wondrous place.
The land became a mill. If you're going to misread, at least misread right.
Fremont was created in the 1950s or 60s as the incorporation of five already existing towns.
Google says that Vallejo's Mill is now Niles. Which sounds right; I remembered wrong.
Ah, and one of the towns that went into Fremont was Niles. So there's that too.
140: I maintain that my misreading is just as appropriate, since if the land became a town and a mill, the town would have been a mill.
Wow, 138 really is mess. Who knows what it means. Not me.
The Vallejo family owned a lot of land. On part of the land was a mill. This area became known as Vallejo's Mill, then Niles, then became part of Fremont but is still called Niles. There's also a town of Vallejo. The mill was not there. The end.
The thought occurs: maybe we should try to get a bunch of California towns to change their name to "Gay Marriage" or something similar. You know, run the interference play.
How are these names changed anyway? Local ballot measure?
Let's just go down to the old mill and get some cider.
How are these names changed anyway? Local ballot measure?
The US Postal Service is usually involved. Assuming that there's a post office.
148: Hm. Never mind then. The headlines about the gay rights crowd "going postal" just won't play well.
Damn.
Vallejo and Fremont are pretty far apart. Couldn't the Vallejo family find a more convenient location for their mill? Stupid Vallejos.
151: you don't want the mill too near your town. You know who a mill attracts? Mill-type people. Can't have that.
You know what sucks? Writing grad school applications again. I thought I was done with statements of purpose(s) years ago.
154: I'm so glad I got those out of the way back when I was still idealistic. No way could I pull off that degree of enthusiasm, aspiration, and wonderment now.
Hm. Tell me more about these "grad school applications".
Oh! OHOHOH! Also! Ask the mineshat: say you're in an undergrad program where you could get either a BA or a BS degree: does that make any difference? What about when applying to grad schools?
Fortunately, I'm just looking at 1-2 year masters programs that get you what's really a professional degree. I get the since that you don't have to be as full of awe as you do for doctoral programs in fields where grad school is the start of another kind of life (or whatever). It's really sort of odd to see programs with majority acceptance rates after the 10-20% rates for the history programs I applied to years ago. I suppose it makes rejection hurt more, in some ways.
say you're in an undergrad program where you could get either a BA or a BS degree: does that make any difference? What about when applying to grad schools?
Depends on the discipline, I'd think. If there's a choice between the two it's probably more likely to matter.
Some fields don't care that much about your degree as opposed to your preparation (relevant coursework, etc.).
Hm. Okay, so say your grades are mostly crappy, and getting the BS would mean 3-ish more classes in the major, and possibly another couple good grades here and there?
Also say the anonymous elderly undergrad in question was thinking that external experience (work, maybe projects) would play a significant role in helping him talk his way into grad school. Is that realistic?
Then it might be worth it. I'm applying to library/information schools (but for library, not information studies), and a number of them place more weight on your GPA in your last two years (measured in units/credits) than on the first two.
IMX, scientific research doctorate programs (if that's what the anonymous "nontraditional student" is thinking of) tend to value practical experience quite a bit. So, yes, that would be a significant feather in his cap. But it's still wise to get the best academic credentials one can.
I'm applying to library/information schools (but for library, not information studies), and a number of them place more weight on your GPA in your last two years (measured in units/credits) than on the first two.
This is also true of planning schools, and I suspect is pretty common for professional-type grad programs in general.
Last two years... okay could be a problem. So getting a good solid last year with okay grades is probably important, eh?
How much additional course work is the BS? IIRC, due to some weirdness, the difference between my getting a BS and a BA ended up being a fairly wussy linear algebra course. So I said fuck it, I'm getting the BS. I haven't asked the admissions committee whether they would have still admitted me if I had only earned a BA. I believe there are number of people in my program who earned science BAs, but many of those people may have come from small liberal artsy colleges where BSs may have not been given out.
Programs in my field tend to tend to tolerate more eclectic undergrad backgrounds than do programs in some other fields though, so there is reasonable expectation of variation in your mileage.
It would be one additional quarter of course work, between two and three classes. Not that tough, but the non-traditional student in question is (a) old to be an undergrad and (b) really quite ready to be done.
I don't quite know how much tolerance of variation there is in this field, but I suspect it could be significant.
Some library schools say that if your GPA was high enough, you don't have to take the GRE. Others exempt only people who already have PhDs. And some make everyone take it. And yet you look at their websites and graduates from all these programs seem to end up at the same or similar institutions!
I am extremely skeptical that anyone on a hiring committee would bother figuring out that there was a choice between a BA and a BS and that the BS meant more rigorous coursework. Names of degrees are idiosyncratic and university dependent, there's no way that the different name of the degree is going to make a difference unless it's somehow reflected in the rest of the application.
hiring committee s/b admissions committee. I'm applying for postdocs and have the former on the mind.
128: Conversely, "Hot Springs" is a very common, boring name.
Yes and one with a more famous representative in another state (Arkansas). I've thought Truth or Consequences should just merge with next door neighbor Elephant Butte and either take that name or something even more awkward. A local Pittsburgh-area mill town named "Hoboken" back in the day improbably changed its name for the worse when it became "Blawnox" to reflect the Blaw-Knox steel mill in town. Actually there were a lot of town names derived from either incongruent aspirational or pragmatic commercial boosterism back in the day that are now just part of the landscape. (Kind of like naming your stadiums after commercial organizations. I think we should go back to the old way, so, for instance, the Met's new park could be Henry Paulson Stadium.)
146: How are these names changed anyway? Local ballot measure?
Yes, or city or town council, then I think you do also need to petition the Post Office if you want the mailing address to change as well. Back in the late 19th century, the Post Office made an effort to standardize names. One initiative was to standardize all "burgh/burg/borough" endings to "burg". It took most places except Pittsburgh, which was officially "Pittsburg" for a bit (and it is spelled that way on the inlay at the great old Union/Penn Station at Grant and Liberty ).
Google says that Vallejo's Mill is now Niles. Which sounds right; I remembered wrong.
Ah, and one of the towns that went into Fremont was Niles. So there's that too.
Obviously named after Niles, Ohio, hometown of William McKinley and one of the most decayed assortments of strip malls you'll ever see, although it does include several asian restaurants and a hookah bar.
Also home to the Mahoning Valley Scrappers, who once had a Jim Traficant night where you got in for free if you dressed up like him.
but also totally just b/c he's a great, thoughtful, nonviolent guy who it was painful to see locked up for so long.
I'm sure he's a lovely fellow but my immediate thought was - and remains - that Bush probably wants to make sure there's at least one person with a connection who'll take his call on 21 January.
Sifu, submit your Unfogged portfolio for extra credit.
78. True fact: One of my best friends while I was a Marine was Curtis Springer's grandson. He asked me if I knew Zzyzx, which of course I did. Grandpa was definitely a black sheep, in that my friend's dad, Curtis' son, was a federal judge.
177: I've always agreed with that, SMFD, but look how I turned out.
So it seems. He and I have a few things in common. But only he has ever applied to grad school.
I said recently that he was lonely and wanted to transition to being a regular blog commenter. So he could warm himself by the cheery fire of the Unfogged community.
I was so waiting for this thread to grow to post 420.
We could move the cupcake discussion to this thread. "Cue Laugh Track" would be a better title for it than "The war of all against all".