Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
Classy.
What kind of name is "Ralph" for a men's magazine?
Apparently, you never read "Forever" by Judy Blume.
5: No, I never read that one. But after reading up on it at Wikipedia, now I understand.
"Judy Blume considers this book to have had one "odd and lasting side-effect of its popularity"; the decline in the popularity of the name Ralph. Throughout the book, Michael consistently refers to his penis as "Ralph", and the subsequent generation who grew up reading Forever seemed unwilling to consider it as a suitable name for their children."
My wife says she has a similar problem with the B-52s song "Rock Lobster", after a friend of ours revealed that his ex-girlfriend had bestowed this nickname on his penis.
Men's magazines make Judy Blume references?
Likely not, but it's the first thing I think of when I hear "Ralph." (And there's also the vomiting usage. What did poor Ralph ever do to be so rudely treated?)
7: It's the first thing I think of, too. Good old, JB.
5: My wife says she has a similar problem with the B-52s song "Rock Lobster", after a friend of ours revealed that his ex-girlfriend had bestowed this nickname on his penis.
Similarly Mona Boone Jakon. Which Cat Stevens revealed was his pet name for same.
Resolved: If you have a pet name for your Mr. Wally penis you are probably a dick. If you share it publicly you most certainly are.
9: I will not sit idly by and hear Goethe disparaged in such a way.
I know somebody named Ralph.
Also, I always think of this other kids' book.
Wasn't the mouse with the motorcycle named Ralph?
I have never read the book in 11, or "Forever" (of course). I associate the name with Ralph S. Mouse.
To the moon, Kraab. To the moon.
The Carp Love Cry.
12: Mine is a culturally impoverished generation. But I should work harder to banish the Blume association forever. Kramden! Emerson! Ellison! Nader!
Kramden! Emerson! Ellison! Nader!
Awesome penis nicknames, SK!
Only 26 goddamn nicknames to go!
Something about men's names beginning with "R".
Robert was randy so he rogered Rudy with his ralph.
If a man told me his penis was named "Nader," I, well, I just don't think I could take him or his penis very seriously. I'd be happy to read about such a person in a book, though.
"I call it Nader, because it's unsafe at any speed."
"I call it Nader because tomorrow you're going to wish you'd picked the other guy."
"I changed the spelling to Nader because Nadir wasn't giving off the right impression."
"I call it "Nader" because though it's fanbase is small, they're fanatically devoted. Laydeez."
"I call it Nader because it gives the erection to bush."
"I call it Nader because it's a big, white dick."
"I call it Nader because it wants to give you some Wholesome Meat."
"...because it's close to my nads."
Going back to 5, you were really considering naming your child "Rock Lobster"?
That's pretty awesome.
Perhaps tangentially related, here, for all the Unfogged ladeez in the house, is some advice straight from Yahoo on how you can snag a rich guy.
Sample tip: "...at dinner, they don't settle for anything less than grade-A beef, so four-star steak houses are prime ground for high-powered business types. Before sitting down to rack up the bill (on the company expense account, of course), they'll probably hit the bar first."
Go get 'em, girls!
"I call it Nader because it fucked billions of people."
"I call it Nader because it created my local SPIRG."
Awesomeness is pretty binary, Sifu. Nothing is "pretty awesome".
I call it "Nader" because it did some impressive stuff a long time ago, but hasn't been worth a damn lately.
my guess is KR is still in Africa and undergoing deep transition
coz he comments at deep midnights and scarce
The magazine is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time. Hooray!