Why do people start wars 'n' stuff when they could just watch ducklings feeding koi? I mean, seriously.
"Came-here-for-a-better-life-lookin'-ass kittie" is awesome.
They're narrating along with each photo, gangsta-rap style, and each one has the format ______ -lookin'-ass-kitty. So like the first three are:
"Two-face lookin-ass-kitty,
Space lookin-ass-kitty,
Whites are the master race lookin-ass-kitty"
I kind of want a hello kitty tattoo on my forehead now
I'd have no trouble recognizing you in Montana if you do that.
another good method is to yell my name real loud and see who doesn't turn around.
I'd probably yell my own name by mistake and confuse everyone.
Not only is this remarkable and great, it also alerted me to the fact that there is a whole mini-genre of videos of cats on treadmills. Hooray!
Is this the Youtube link thread? I have watched this Chad VanGaalen video half a dozen times today.
It says it's inappropriate for underage viewers but I think that's an inappropriate thing to say about art.
The Sunny D-lookin' ass kitty was my favorite.
15: have you seen this one? NSFVegetarians, maybe
For the record, I meant the title to read like "I think you'll still find this funny, even if you don't like cats" as opposed to "I think this is funny, and will continue to do so, even if you don't like cats."
I think that for the second reading, you would have put the pronoun in italics.
(Rather than the verb)
I was hoping that was the effect, but worried that precision of italics might escape some esteemed readers.
So if I didn't like cats, you would no longer find this funny? That's very accommodating of you.
Nooooooo! My fears of headline misunderstandings are materializing before my very eyes!
Next time try using brackets: I think [this is awesome whether or not you like cats].
Or a tree diagram.
I think, "This is awesome, whether or not you like cats!"
I thought that you meant that the word "this" is awesome, irrespective of your view on cats, which strikes me as subtle, but strongly argued. I always fuck up the use-mention distinction.
I think! This is awesome, (whether or not you like cats).
Completely OT: But why the hell does B.'s blog site half the time refuse to rearrange/resize its right-hand sidebar columns so that the main text of the blog is covered over with .. let's see ... with the sidebar column of Bitch Ph.D's Twitters?
I don't look at that place very often in part because of this, yet it doesn't happen all the time, so I really don't know.
"I think this" is awesome, whether or not you like cats.
15: CvG is a god. I haven't yet watched the video.
Goddamn I missed TubCat. The whole internet was over for me once I saw TubCat.
I just watched that video from 15. I cannot imagine watching it again. I don't know if I can sleep now. Not sure what about it disturbs me so much.
I think! This is awesome. Whether or not: you like cats?
That Chad vanGaalen video reminds me of Salad Fingers.
33: Sorry, Blume! I think it's a good take on a murder ballad, which are always a little bit creepy.
Watched the CvG video. I liked it!
For his second album, he sold it with an extra disc covered in drawings he did individually for each person who bought it. For such a creepy person, he seems really nice, or at least he seemed nice when I did that obnoxious OMG-I-love-you thing.
I: Think this is awesome? Whether or not
You: Like cats?
I: No more like dogs, but let me finish, whether or not you agree ...
It hink thi sisa wes omewhet herorn otyo uli kec ats.
39 is Ferengi for "Unions are killing the Big Three".
i think this is awesome whether or not you like cats
I'm awesome whether or not you think your cat likes me.
Also, the phrase "whether or not" is illogical, because the word "whether" itself includes the possiblity of "not". Whenever it appears, it should be replaced with "regardless of whether":
I think this is awesome, regardless of whether you like cats.
This is one of those grammar and usage points upon which the Philistines already seem to have established themselves as the majority, but I will not be moved.
GB, e.g:
"...any verb of the kind that has now been loosely indicated is for our present purpose a subjunctive, whether or not it is more specifically known as imperative..." - Fowler's Modern English Usage, 1926
I think you could be forgiven for standing down on this one.
I think this is iwisimi, whither ir nit yii liki cits.
Eye thing thesis all sum, weather ore knot jewel Ike hats.
I think these are cats, whether or not you are awesome.
So my roommate and I want to hold a NYE party at the apartment, and we're thinking of entitling it There Will Be Booze complete with a photoshop of this poster.
This got me thinking about alcoholic milkshakes. I figure kahlua, creme de cacao, irish cream, and rum for alcoholic mixers, but nowhere on the internet seems to provide a good source for proportions to mix the ice cream, booze, milk(?), and any other ingredients that might be necessary. Has someone here already tried such things, and could you give us any guidance?
Po-Mo, if you google Bailey's Irish Cream recipe, you get several Do-it-yourself versions, some of which could quite easily be adapted to suit your needs, I should think.
A search for ice cream yields several recipes under "top drinks." No telling if any of these are good. Creamy Punani? One orders that?
I had a gin milkshake once. Not recommended.
Creamy Punani? One orders that?
Better than the crunchy punani.
Usually the alternative to creamy is chunky, I thought.
I am worthy unaesthetic looker in white. hot kisses
Creamy Punani? One orders that?
I wouldn't, but only because it calls to mind the cruel prank that Fleur's sister played on someone. At a local bar on Maui, my SIL sent an unsuspecting mainlander (not me, I hasten to add) to the bar with instructions to order three glasses of "shi-shi on the rocks", explaining that it was a local specialty. In truth, "shi-shi" is the Hawaiian pidgin word for "piss".
My wonder is what effect it has on the Roomba's battery.
I have a cat that is so seriously stupid that I'd be afraid for her safety around a live Roomba. Then again I now have a 18+ lb neutered male that would likely declare war on it and is big enough AND physical enough to do the job.
(he is not fat. We have a huge old house and he's regularly running up and down the stairs, he's muscled like a leopard... I'm glad he's my buddy and doesn't have a mean bone in his body--unless you're a mouse.)
Further to 58, IIRC "punani" is a Hawaiian pidgin term for the female genitalia.
60: I've heard it used as such, and not by people who would know Hawaiian pidgin.
60. You could always ask a Hawaiian:
"Dear Mr President, I wonder if you could help settle a debate I've been having with some imaginary friends..."