Did you notice how at the end of the video the iPhone's light turns off? Symbolism.
I read about this in the New York Times a couple months ago.
She's not going to buy that excuse, ben. Down with the boxers.
Wow, it was all the way back in January.
3,5: I see you playing like you didn't already know how long ago you read, just so you could act all surprised about how far behind the curve Armsmasher is. I see that.
I made the mistake of reading some of the YouTube comments. I think I need to wash my brain with bleach now.
Wrong, what I was more surprised about is how time flies and how rarely I read the newspaper.
Seriously, I read about it during one of my more recent incidents of actually reading the physical paper version of the New York Times.
Thus, it's surprising that apparently I only read the physical paper maybe three times a year, and this was coincidentally one of the times. I imagined that three Times-readings ago would have been maybe three months ago. But no.
This is a very exciting story, Ned.
Damn! That tiger got owned by that rhinosasos!
That's all very plausible, Ned, except for the fact that the Times stopped printing on physical paper in 2016. What year are you living in?
The guy's defense is that a man's gotta hang with strippers sometimes and besides, he's got enough dick to go around? Seriously?
a man's gotta hang with strippers sometimes and besides, he's got enough dick to go around?
Yeah, but now he's out an iPhone. Don't you think he's been punished enough?
Is it absurd to suspect Apple of product-placement in "Let Me Smell Yo Dick"?
14: What part of that confuses you?
Thy Jackmormon is a jealous Jackmormon.
I'm still trying to figure out where a fairly chunky stripper works. Actually, I'm still trying to figure out why she'd want to smell the guy's dick if she's got pictures of him on an iphone, macking with a stripper.
max
['And what's with lounging around the house in the pushup bustier?']
I'm still trying to figure out where a fairly chunky stripper works.
I am wondering if max has been to a strip club or only seen them on tv.
I've heard this song before. It kind of makes me genuinely sad.
In the same way that the "Say My Name" song made me sad.
I am wondering if max has been to a strip club or only seen them on tv.
I am answering that yes, I have been to a strip club, much to my regret.
max
['Skinny like a coke fiend was the motif.']
20 is another one of those links that make me think Apostropher has access to a special high-internet-weirdness only search engine.
25: Oh, I just assumed those were autobiographical.
If Riskay collaborated with the dude linked by this BitchPhD post, the world would implode into some sort of hilarity vortex.
I'm imagining that Riskay has a superhuman sense of smell. Like if he dropped his boxers she'd say: "You slept with a stripper...a white stripper...and I'm getting something else...yes, you hastily washed your dick in the sink with Ivory soap to try to fool me. Ha! You think I could be deceived so easily!"
nothing whiffy, but i hope you'll like this old folk song
i like the contrast between the form and content
Can one of you lawyers enlighten us about the current state of Fourth Amendment jurisprudence with regard to dick-smelling? Surely this counts as an unreasonably intrusive search. Or maybe it's OK if the wife has probable cause? Or is crossing the threshold of the family dwelling analogous to the border-crossing exception? If it is in fact a prohibited search, then the man had better hope he can get injunctive relief, because good luck trying to win an acquital even if the remedy of evidence suppression is granted.
Soul has traditionally been aspirational. This is straight-up ghetto. Wow. The details are great. The way everyone, even the strippers, is vaguely overweight (the new normal). The Snickers jacket.
Like if he dropped his boxers she'd say: "You slept with a stripper...a white stripper...
A white stripper named *Diamond*
In this commentary, a vlogger insists that this method of verification would not work because pussy does not have any smell unless one is ill. She does admit that she has not smelled much in the way of pussy, but I find this a bizarre claim. Sure, it should not smell foul, but healthy vagina has a perceptible and recognizable scent profile.
Knecht, she isn't an agent of the state, so it doesn't matter.
I was thinking she would be looking for the more recognizable and unnatural odor of latex.
33: Totally. Maybe she just can't smell her own pussy.
As long as this is the music thread, I was struck by this slick topical pickup line, from Andre 3000 on John Legend's new song Green Light :
My mandate can't wait baby, participate!
You think Barack uses that line?
Andre's mugging at 2:41 is hilarious.
I love that Andre leaves on a bike. I totally love that guy.
John Legend is a brilliant singer too. Not only does he just have great chops, he perfectly walks that line between soulful class and suggestive sleaze.
33, sure, but even without washing, would the odor last on a dick for an hour?
40: Surely an opportunity for a community experiment.
quick postscript to 39 . Perfect phrasing. One of the most unforced and natural falsettos in the history of soul. And such a warm, pleasant, elegant feel as he slips those nasty lyrics by.
40: Yes. Pussy lingers. I believe this scenario is key to a lengthy passage in The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
i liked PGD's linked clips, always liked hey ya coz
the grapes were funny, though Timberlake looked redundant
She's 37 and he's 25, so younger men, older women relationships are possible. Although this may be more the sort of man Di is trying to get away from.
lingers. I believe this scenario is key
to understanding central European grooming habits.