Your porn star crush is—Mickey Kaus!
Please don't associate Mickey Kaus and porn star ever again, it's a surer way to cause nightmares than sleeping on your left side.
Any luck finding House Calls for Kaus Balls?
You know, reading Kaus' occasional car columns reminds me why I used to like him. He's really smart and as he's learning a topic he presents a lot of naive but smart hypotheses and then tests them in application. He's willing to update them as he goes, and it's an interesting process likely to lead to unusual insights.
Unfortunately, in policy he's substituted blind obsession with welfare battles of the 80's and 90's for smart naivete.