"helped engineer Hastert's ascension to Speaker" s/b "helped engineer Hastert's ascension to the top" s/b "let Hastert top"
I wonder what the record is for the number of Republicans being on the same page.
Republican troubles will continue to mount.
That's yer problem right there.
Oh, and "troubles" s/b "Congressmen."
My... goodness. I don't think I'm going to be able to hear "on the same page" straight for a long time, now.
No, no, it's "Republican troubles will continue to *grow*".
Wait, that's not right.
"Republican troubles will continue to enlarge".
Hm.
"Republican troubles will continue to stiffen".
Hm.
"Republican resolve is stiffening in response to recent troubles."
"Asked if their resolve was like a rock, the Republican spokesman said they would let Newsweek know when it reached rock [hard]."
Will the mounting Republican troubles reach a climax before the election?
"Concupiscent Republican troubles will continue to quiver tumescently"
"In Voters' Minds, Repubicans Continue To Go Down."
The page program is essentially educational or vocational in nature, right? Is the republican party the party of priapaedeusis?
priapaedesis is an awesome neologism.
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