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Tip of the Iceberg (Update)
  • The last great book I read
    The Bible

  • My most humbling moment
    Realizing the full import of the ransom of Christ.

  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    The Last Temptation of Christ

  • If I could be anywhere right now
    On a pole.

  • Five items I can't live without
    1. Hair shirt
    2. Flog
    3. Stylos
    4. God's love
    5. Maggots in my sores

  • In my bedroom one will find...
    My entire apartment! Seriously, when you live on top of
    a pole, there's not really much use in calling one part
    of it the bedroom and another part the living room or whatever.

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    • Why You Should Get to Know Me
    I'm patient and devoted.

    I have amazingly good balance.

    I'm really well grounded---I have a strong sense of what's important in life. Material comforts don't really matter to me; I'm more concerned with spiritual matters. One result of this is that I have fantastic endurance.

    More About What I Am Looking For (Update)
    You should have a good sense of balance too!

    Other than that I don't suppose it matters very much---we all need to be transfigured by grace anyway, so we shouldn't be too choosy on this earth.
    		 
    23 year old Man in San Francisco, California

    Looking For: Women for a long term relationship or play
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    Me
    Height:   6 ft 0 in / 182-183 cm
    Body Type:   Slim/Petite
    Hair Color:   White
    Hair Length:   Medium
    Eye Color:   Green
    Eye Wear:   None
    Location:  
    San Francisco, California
    (0 miles from you)
    Last Visit:   SimeonStylish is online now!
    Relocate?:   No
    Occupation:   flagpolesitta
    Education:   Some high school
    Ethnicity:   Middle Eastern
    Speaks:   English
    Religion:   Christian
    Status:   Single
    Have Children:   No
    Want Children:   No
    Interests:   Exercise and Fitness, Healthy Living, Yoga/Meditation
    Cigarettes:   I'm a non-smoker
    Booze:   I don't drink at all
    Drugs:   don't use drugs

    You (Update)
    Age between:   22-32
    Within:   50 miles
    Education:   BA/BS (4 years college), Some grad school, Current grad school student, Master's Degree, PhD/MD/Post doctorate, JD
    Religion:   Christian
    Ethnicity:   no preference
    Body Type:   Athletic, Average, Slim/Petite
    Have Children:   No
    Want Children:   No
    Drugs:   don't use drugs
    Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
    Drinking:   I don't drink at all

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